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Pokemon the First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999)

(Source: ninfias, via he-was-number-wan)

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

(via wecame-as-asians)

cravenaddict:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

(Source: senpai-has-noticed-you)

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

(Source: wasiangod, via easymacs)

dvvight:

“break a leg” i say as you walk onto the stage

you trip and break your neck

you didnt do as i instructed

(Source: molgera, via homeboyjordie)